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quotes[0]='If you bungle raising your children, I don\'t think whatever else you do matters very much. <i>-Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis</i>'

quotes[1]='To be free to learn, Children need to be free to dream. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[2]='Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.. <i>-Lady Bird Johnson</i>'

quotes[3]='There are 3 ways to get something done. (1) Do it yourself. (2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[4]='Soft is the heart of a child. Do not harden it. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[5]='Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. <i>-James Baldwin</i>'

quotes[6]='Children are a poor man\'s riches. <i>-English Proverb</i>'

quotes[7]='Children need models rather than critics. <i>-Joseph Joubert</i>'

quotes[8]='Children spell love T-I-M-E. <i>-Dr. Anthony P. Witham</i>'

quotes[9]='The more I encourage a child to think for himself the more he will care what I think.<i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[10]='Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he is in trouble. <i>-Dennis Fakes</i>'

quotes[11]='Kids go where there is excitement. They stay where there is love. <i>-Zig Ziglar</i>'

quotes[12]='Children need love. Especially when they don\'t deserve it. <i>-Harold Hulbert</i>'

quotes[13]='A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[14]='Where parents do too much for their children, the children will not do much for themselves. <i>-Elbert Hubbard</i>'

quotes[15]='Before you were conceived I wanted you, Before you were born I loved you, Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of life. <i>-Maureen Hawkins</i>'

quotes[16]='I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. <i>-Harry S. Truman</i>'

quotes[17]='Our children are watching us live, and what we are shouts louder than anything we can say. <i>-Wilfred A. Peterson</i>'

quotes[18]='A torn jacket is soon mended, But hard words bruise the heart of a child. <i>-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow</i>'

quotes[19]='The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant.. and let the air out of the tires. <i>-Dorothy Parker</i>'

quotes[20]='Before I had kids I went home after work to rest. Now I go to work to rest. <i>-Simon Ruddell</i>'

quotes[21]='Parenthood: The art of bringing up children without putting them down. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[22]='In raising my children I have lost my mind but found my soul. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[23]='It is easier to build a boy then to mend a man. <i>-Charles C. Gavin</i>'

quotes[24]='Parents need to fill a child\'s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of the world can\'t poke holes in it to drain it dry. <i>-Alvin Price</i>'

quotes[25]='As parents we never stand so tall as when we stoop to help our children. <i>-Dr. Anthony P. Whitman</i>'

quotes[26]='The best security blanket a child can have is parents who respect each other. <i>-Jan Blaustone</i>'

quotes[27]='The best thing you can give your children, next to good habits, are good memories. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[28]='Better than being the head of the family is being the heart of it. <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[29]='If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle Take two aspirin and Keep away from children. <i>-Unknown</i>'
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